likeafivethousandpiecepuzzle:

moved blogs;

follow me? :)

also i have a the maze runner blog here

this will be my last post forever on this blog

goodbye :’)

i decided i’m still going to post on here a bit until i get the other one going

but after that i guess i’m deleting

moved blogs;

follow me? :)

eclecticalexandria:

“I’m your adviser,” she said. “It’s not appropriate.” Finally, I offered to quit my job, and at last she relented. On our first date, I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer, our dinner table doubling as the curb. I kissed her, and it tasted like chocolate.”

-President Barack Obama first date with wife First Lady Michelle Obama

(Source: sensualproverb)

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i love going through old posts on my blog

likeafivethousandpiecepuzzle:

See, I do this really awesome thing where I go on tumblr expecting to reblog a variety of nice pictures and words, and then I’m just like

cats.

donglovers:

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mjwatson:

hotbabysitter:

nonononononononono

where are ur ears

(Source: juilan)

soundlyawake:

What snake venom does to blood.

Oh, good.

(Source: theamericankid)

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

captainamerican00:

Officially the most offensive picture on the internet.

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